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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? A: Because he tried to get fresh."

"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"

"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."

"""Hi. I'm an insane maniac."" - People who write more than three sentences to describe an Instagram photo"

"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"

"I got a new job breaking up suicidal couples. I'm not very good at it, two of them already tied the knot."

"Two Yogurts walk into a bar... The bartender says ""hey! What do you think you're doing?! You can't be in here!"" The yogurts respond, ""why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped."

"We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat."

"Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon"