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Joke of the Day
"why did the hipster burn his mouth drinking coffee? he drank it before it was cool."
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"Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."
"Me: I won't be in due to a VOLCANO Boss: ..we live, in Florida..? Me: IRRELEVANT Boss: Me: *opens 3rd bottle of vodka, puts on arm floaties*"
"Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill"
"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."
"There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning."
"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"
"What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!"
"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."
"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"