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Joke of the Day

"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."

"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."

"Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet."

"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"

"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."

"What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan."

"*chases cat around the house with a lint roller"

"Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?"

"How many topologists does it take to change a baby? Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one."

"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."