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Joke of the Day

"[park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? ""yes brent"" *starts raining* great and now sky water"

"What does an egg say to another egg? Nothing, eggs can't talk."

"Why did the little boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a car"

"How many Harambe memes done an average human make a day? Gorillif I know Front page here we come?"

"What I say: Play outside. What my kid hears: Find a spot in the yard where I can't see you so I constantly imagine you've been kidnapped."

"When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!"

"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"

"Legends don't die... I am a living example!"

"What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint."

"You guys wanna here a joke? Blood on the Dancefloor."