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Joke of the Day

"[tries to eject CD 5 mins into space mission] Houston we have a problem I KNOW U CHEATED W/MY WIFE TOM ENJOY 12 YRS OF SMASH MOUTH U PRICK"

"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."

"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."

"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."

"It was so cold in D.C. today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"

"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"

"There's safety in numbers. Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you're Jews."

"""Mary had a little lamb. had."" -wolf"

"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"