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Joke of the Day
"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."
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"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"
"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate."
"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""
"Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet? It didn't Fett."
"What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder A few degrees."
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