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Joke of the Day
"I haven't spoken to my wife in three weeks. She told me not to interrupt her."
Next Joke
"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."
"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""
"Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station The two white guys return"
"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."
"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"
"This will make you feel old: Die Hard came out 67 years ago today."
"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."
"A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond."
"Cosmetology school was a real letdown. Anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?"