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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder? Killer Whale."
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"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"
"Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boo-Bees"
"The last human alive will get no funeral."
"This year for Lent, I'm giving up"
"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."
"You know what the last thing I said last year was? One!"
"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"
"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"
"DAD: What happened to your car? SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now"