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Joke of the Day
"How did cell embarrass vegeta? He put a hole in his trunks."
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"You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor."
"Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing."
"Your parents didn't even want you... You would have been a blowjob if your mom had change for that $20."
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."
"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears"
"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"
"Why don't women have men's brains?Because they don't have penises to put them in."
"Me: Hi, what's a good school binder for my 10yo girl here? Clerk: Trapper Keeper? Me: Haha, no, she's my own daughter."