208901
Joke of the Day
"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste..."
"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."
"Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry."
"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"
"Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"
"Police station toilet stolen Officers say they have nothing to go on"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"
"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."
"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."