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Joke of the Day
"Where does an angry pirate get sent? Anchor Management"
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"Country Music Album My friends don't seem to be enjoying my attempt at a Country Music album. It bothers them that the song about Germany runs straight into the song about Poland."
"A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass."
"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"
"An American cop stops a man driving. ""Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"" ""Umm, no?"" ""Neither do I"" *cop shoots man 6 times"""
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"
"I had a big mix up at the store today. Apparently when the clerk said strip down facing me, she was referring to my credit card."
"What's green and has wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"
"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."