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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."
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"A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper... Twas so unfortunate he was kilt."
"What kind of meat is the cheapest?.. Deer balls Cause they're under a buck!"
"Caught my wife in bed with a guy, says he's here to fix this wobbly wood bed frame. It seems legit, his Carpenter jeans are on the Floor."
"What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers? The Jets"
"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? One of them is a paid professional and the other one's your mom."
"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."
"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."
"What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !"
"The 3 words that best describe me are... I'm really bad at counting."