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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."

"[takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet"

"The blind soccer world cup... ... where there's no 'eye' in 'team'"

"WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, ""C eh, N eh, D eh."""

"Walked into the kitchen and saw my wife laughing while putting a banana in the garbage disposal so I think I'll sleep in the other room."

"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German."

"b b q why is it that latinos don't bar b que? the rice and beans keep falling thru the grill"

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."

"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."