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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
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"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fucking livid"
"What is Ke$ha's favorite candy? TicTac"
"My Ex-Girlfriend is Like a Box of Chocolates She'll kill your dog."
"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me oh wait, you don't"
"""Oh man, that thing looks irritated"" - me, pulling into the airport parking lot and seeing my mother-in-law waiting on the curb"
"Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house? It swept with his girlfriend :P"
"A person on this website accused me of writing ""a thousand bad jokes"" and I was like wow that's a weird way to say you like 7000 of my jokes"
"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."
"Why did Angela Merkel ban use of crabgrass lawn treatments? She was told they would stop the ""German nation"""