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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? ...telling your dad you're gay"
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"What do you call a blowjob from a midget? A low blow."
"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."
"I was about to commit suicide, but then a Nicki Minaj song came on the radio -- so I committed suicide twice."
"Botox has a new theme song https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=i+can%27t+feel+my+face&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-004"
"Today I spanked the wrong woman at BDSM party Oops, wrong sub"
"Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second but instead I'm going to run over it 100 times with the vacuum at different angles."
"How do billboards communicate? Sign language"
"The only thing I know about football is that Edgar Allen Poe is the coach of the Ravens."
"What do you get when you mix acids and bases together? Rape."