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Joke of the Day

"Spider-Man's a great addition to The Avengers, if they're looking for a superhero who is best at watching people they love die."

"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"

"What do you call 12 guys with big dicks? A hung jury"

"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."

"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."

"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."

"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."

"How did Hitler originally get into power? ""Let's make Germany great again"""

"someone asked : are you coming? me: No, but I'm breathing fast... them: me: them: me: I guess I'll save that one for Twitter"

"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"