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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller Drive? She's dead."
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"My love life."
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer The officer informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you.""   The man replies, ""Boobs!"""
"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"
"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"
"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."
"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself ""British"" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American."
"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"
"What do you call a Jewish man, mid ejaculation? A Heblew."