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Joke of the Day
"What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly? A herrocopter"
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"If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes... it's the fat one's."
"Obviously I've considered doing porn since I have this huge... butthole."
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."
"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""
"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."
"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"
"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."
"How does Bono spell ""color""? With or without ""u"""