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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight? The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive"

"Oh no I got so excited that you texted me that I accidentally replied 11 thousand times and then swung into your house on a rope"

"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day."

"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."

"What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue."

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."

"what do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!"

"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"