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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? rubbertoe"
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"Never Drink Alone Thats why I Skype with people when I'm drinking."
"Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next."
"Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful."
"I have the body of a god. Too bad that god is Buddha."
"London weather is just like Iraq. A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite."
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven."
"A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar... And the bartender asks ""What are you having Mr. President?"""
"Showerthought: We should make an online dating site called eBae."
"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"