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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."
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"Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion? Because a Lannister always pays his debts."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."
"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."
"Drunk drivers run stop signs Stones wait for them to turn green."
"My teacher was gone today on strike... How rude, she has no class!"
"Exclamation point rules ! - good !! - excited !!! - awesome !!!! - starting to get creepy !!!!! - cheerleader creepy !!!!!! - own 20 cats"
"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."
"Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand."