192009
Joke of the Day
"Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion..."
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"""so what did you do before self-driving cars?"" ""we just drove 'em ourselves!"" ""wow, no one died that way?"" ""oh no, millions of people died"""
"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
"why does the ad before the thing I want to watch play with ease but the thing I want to watch is like OH NO I'M FREAKING OUT BUFFER! BUFFER!"
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff."
"I asked my dad what our IP Address was... He just pointed at the toilet."
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !"
"[walks in to UPS store holding rabid raccoon] Hi my boyfriend said he wants to take a break so I'd like to ship him this please."