192009

Joke of the Day

"Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion..."

"I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos I will only date people with tattoos"

"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"

"Why do they call it the Dark Ages? Because of all the ""knights"""

"Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies."

"Son - ""Mom, don't get scared but I'm calling you from the hospital..."" Mom - ""Son you've been a doctor for 4 years, and you still go on with that shit."""

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"

"Try to think of a world without hypotheticals. You can't."

"An Arab and a Jew walk into a bar... and they have a blast!"