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Joke of the Day

"Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music."

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish."

"""I"" before ""E"" but only at participating locations"

"A kid locked the boys bathroom. Janitor tells him ""That was a dick move there son"". The Principal tells him ""Urine a lot of trouble son"" His friends are pissed at him"

"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"[Self-Checkout] ME: also I ate a donut in the store MACHINE: Place the item on the belt ME: I can't because I ate it MACHINE: Place the"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus station? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."