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Joke of the Day

"My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!"

"What the zombie said One zombie to another : You look paler than usual. Zombie : Must be all the grey matter I've been eating. Yeah I know where the door is..."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"

"*Takes drive down memory lane *Gets a DUI"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."

"Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."

"There are three types of people in this world... Those that can count, and those that can't."

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."