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Joke of the Day

"Optometry jokes I just started optometry school and I'm in desperate need of optometry jokes. Any suggestions?"

"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"

"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."

"Conservatives keep telling me to find Jesus How am I supposed to find him if they want him sent back to mexico and want a wall to keep him out?"

"Reddit's integrity"

"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."

"What many don't know, ""Riverdance"" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet."

"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."

"Kids wouldn't stop shooting me. So I took their guns and *nerfed* them."

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language... ...entirely out of tattoos."