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Joke of the Day
"Kids wouldn't stop shooting me. So I took their guns and *nerfed* them."
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"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."
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"Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere."
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