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Joke of the Day
"Give weeds an inch... And they'll take a yard."
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"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."
"90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it."
"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."
"Have you ever had African food? Neither they have."
"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."
"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"
"What was the best time in history for the Italians? The Marin-era"
"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."
"Lawyer: ""What is your date of birth?"" Witness: ""July 15th."" Lawyer: ""What year?"" Witness: ""Every year."""