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Joke of the Day

"Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic."

"When I was teenage boy At first I wanted to be a gardener. Then I wanted to be a pool cleaner, afterwards a plumber. Then I stopped watching porn movies and went to college."

"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"

"What has 2 heads and six legs? Nirvana"

"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."

"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"

"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"

"Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking ""Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"""

"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."