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Joke of the Day
"iPhone chargers are like arguments with a woman some days you have 1, some days you have 5"
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"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."
"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"
"Despite hating tomatoes, I was a tomato in a school play. I put my personal beliefs aside and nailed the role because I was a professional."
"I guess Jesus turned water into wine... But I'm not too far behind because if I drink enough wine it tastes like water... so I got that going for me"
"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"
"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"