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Joke of the Day
"I'd let Jesus take the wheel but... I don't know how to speak spanish."
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"I put the ""arse"" in ""arsenic"". I also put the ""arsenic"" in your ""morning coffee"". Revenge is best served with a donut."
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"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."
"If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy."
"Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."