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Joke of the Day

"My daughter's school was closed for fog. Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like ""2-hour delay"""

"A black guy and a jewish guy jump off a building, who lands first? who cares."

"There are so many internet scams right now Send me $19.99 and I will tell you how to avoid them all"

"school sucks 2/10 stars would not recommend"

"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."

"I've decided my tweets sound better when I say them so instead of tweeting I'm just gonna call all of you when I think of stuff."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark."

"What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies? I dont have a Lambo in my Garage..."