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Joke of the Day
"When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional."
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"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""
"Q: Why was the lobster arrested? A: Because he was always pinching things."
"What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver."
"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."
"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."
"I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days... Then realized I was masturbating."
"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."
"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"
"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."