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Joke of the Day

"Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy? A Muslim"

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass."

"She had soft, black hair, and big, brown eyes. We went for a walk. I told her I loved her. Now she's gone. She took off after a squirrel."

"You wanna read a joke about Sodium? Na . . . What about Nitrosoxide NO . . . Umm... Potassium? K.."

"""My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded."""

"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."

"I just bought a bottle of Drano... Well that was $4 down the drain."

"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."