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Joke of the Day

"I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus."

"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""

"How's your day been? Grape!"

"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."

"Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!"

"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""

"Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew"

"Coworker: Man, it's brutally cold outside! Me: Yes, very weather, much winter."

"Why did the elevator take antidepressants? It was feeling down"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."