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Joke of the Day

"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."

"Sometimes a family is walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk and you have no choice but to just become part of that family."

"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."

"The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low. A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"*eats pizza out of box in bed *falls asleep *wakes up next to leftover pizza Voila! Breakfast in bed!"

"Actually, until you cut into it it's chocolate *magma* cake. If you could just bring me a menu with the proper nomenclature that'd be great."