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Joke of the Day

"Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back..."

"When I said that I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed Well, now I'm here, and no one is laughing."

"I saw some nudity on TV last night... I just sat there shaking my fist. I was furious."

"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"

"What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors? A chicken sedan."

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted"

"How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes? If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes."

"You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo."

"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"

"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."