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Joke of the Day

"Setup Punchline."

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"

"Once upon a time, a rabbit went bald... ...and he was so embarrassed that he ran away. He was hare today, gone tomorrow."

"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Day 2 It's been two days since I've been on reddit, hopefully i have the strength to..... GOD DAMNIT!"

"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."

"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Entirely void of pubic hair."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face."

"I drink because I care. About me. And drinks."