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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the tree say when it messed up? A: It was an oakcident."

"If your boss says ""Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you supposed to be in at 8am?"" don't correct them. Its a trap. They hate being wrong."

"What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way."""

"I still don't understand why my boss didn't like my idea of playing musical chairs at our next Monday meeting. He asked us for new ideas."

"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "

"What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke) MOOOOOsic."

"I went to the zoo the other day... They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"If you think that there's nothing that can make your plants stay alive... Watering can"

"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."

"with great power comes great electricity bills"