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Joke of the Day
"Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
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"The Zen Master ordered a hotdog and said..... I want one with everything"
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"They're predicting record highs for Wednesday. In other news the weather will be hotter than usual."
"What did the pony say after he coughed? ""Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."""
"What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW"