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Joke of the Day
"Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk? Because it's Homo."
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"A woman told me at dinner she liked me because I'm ""not afraid to eat bread""--so I'm done with socializing for at least a year thanks"
"A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal"
"MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE."
"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016."
"Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job? Cause beastiality is wrong."
"A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was ""yesss"" because I'm nosey."
"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"
"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""