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Joke of the Day
"Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy"
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"I hate when people don't finish jokes"
"What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears? A tardigrade!"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."
"Why don't you feel the need to wear a seat belt when taking a cab? Because there is a doctor driving."
"If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup."
"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."
"You don't need to hold a girl's hand during an abortion... There's a handrail next to the toilet."
"*posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross"
"4:*calls thing wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*repeats wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly"