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Joke of the Day

"They say money can't buy happiness But it can buy a boat and invite happiness over for the weekend."

"Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets. Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer..."

"Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying ""were the halarwi"""

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."

"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"

"They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium. They lost the opener."

"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates Nobody likes the black ones"

"Why was the candle mad at his friend? He blew him off."

"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""

"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."