2075
Joke of the Day
"The definition of mixed emotions... My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car"
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"I went for a walk in a cemetery this morning and saw a man crouching behind a tombstone. I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, just taking a shit."""
"After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed. She exclaims ""Drunk again!"" He replies ""Me too!"""
"My nose was clogged the other day. A dutch woman kicked me right in the face."
"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"
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"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
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