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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the NFL player who went to prison? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver."

"What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot? Missile Toe"

"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"

"How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh? Tentickles"

"I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist"

"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."

"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."

"What was David Bowie's last hit? Probably Morphine"

"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."