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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'That's So Raven' and go all, ""gurl please."""
Next Joke
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas Gloves. Only joking he's not opened his presents yet."
"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"
"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? He'll always like R.... But his true love is the C"
"atom bomb Two rednecks read the paper: the government spent 10 billion $ on a new&improved atom bomb. One of them says: ""please god, let it drop in my back yard"""
"*looks gift horse in the mouth Gift Horse: Hey, my eyes are up here."
"I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them. -Emo Phillips"
"What do iPhone 7 and the lastest trailer Pirates of the Carribean 5 have in common? They have no Jack."
"What do you call a magical dog? Labracadabrador!!!"