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Joke of the Day

"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"

"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"I'm calling my dick ""Infinite Warfare"" because no one wants it"

"What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny"

"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."

"i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die"

"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."