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Joke of the Day

"I was going to join the debating team in high school, but someone talked me out of it."

"What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue"

"What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel? ... One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish."

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for."

"A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say ""I think we lost them."""

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page! Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles"

"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."

"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."

"When someone is absolutely positively sure they're right about something is when I'm absolutely positve they're completely full of shit."