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Joke of the Day

"You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say ""here's to the bread""!"

"How'd the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"If Kanye West was an egg... ...he'd be over-Yeezy."

"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."

"What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"

"What does the closed sign at a brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"

"I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies."

"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."

"Coworker: I couldn't sleep. Just thinking all night Me: Maybe try doing some of that here in the office during the day"