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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a Grammar Nazi! I'm alt-write."

"So Tim Tebow just hit a home run in his first professional at bat But he had no idea what to do once he got to third base."

"HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching 300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever"

"My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children."

"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"

"[dinner w/friends] ""How long you two been married?"" It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time."

"Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!"

"Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 Across."

"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."