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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down ...So after a nice cup of tea, i hid his body"

"You can't watch porn on the new iphone They took the jack off."

"What do you call a chinese jew? Oriental Cooking"

"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow."

"Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there."

"I hate jokes that don't make sense... ...and boy are my arms tired!"

"A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx Who liked to write Limericks But he failed at the sport Because he wrote them too short"

"What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"

"Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia."