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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump Announces tomorrow his campaign has been the best April Fools Day Joke Ever."
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"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"
"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."
"What did the unemployed hippie say when his dad told him to get a job. Namaste Jah bless."
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."
"Sorry I said ""What is it?"" when you showed me your baby."
"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""
"My friend's bakery burned down last night. I think his business is toast."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack*, ""Darn!"" A skydiver goes ""Darn!"" *whack*"
"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."